Everyone separates to try to find the car in a huge parking garage. Eventually it starts coming out involuntarily.CHARLIE: Dee, are you aware that adult diapers are a six hundred million dollar a year industry?MOTHER: I told you! My luck.DENNIS: Unbelievable!
Doesn't it bother you?DENNIS: See, now that bothers me even more than dying bothers me, cause it's people like you who live to be a hundred and twenty because you're not bothered by it.
Posted by . NURSE: Okay, Mr. Seinfeld, please come this way. I actually had Dennis as Elaine and Mac as George at first because the thought of Dennis being so self-righteous about the fish was really amusing to me, but some things just didn't quite work. MORTY: I thought you forgot about me. That's what happens to truck drivers. Elaine tries to get help from people passing by. Read the full scritpt of The Nose Job. That's why! Full Seinfeld scripts and episodes. I refused to put that in any of my lines. While shooting, however, the car wouldn't start, resulting in a revised ending. I don't care! It's like a science fiction story.DENNIS: Oh, what's the difference. Custom parking garage sets were made especially for this episode. They're making out on blankets. The producers released a statement maintaining that no goldfish were harmed in the making of this episode. b: 30-Oct-91 pc: 306 … The episode was the sixth episode of the show's third season. Oh, it's Saturday.
Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! The woman goes to pee, she never comes back. Adults think it's so wonderful how honest kids are. NURSE: We didn't forget. They're not at some mall in Jersey watching their friends trying to find the world's cheapest air-conditioner.CHARLIE: Why don't you go behind one of these cars?CHARLIE: You know when you hold it in like that, you can cause a lot of damage to your bladder. I'm never gonna get out of here. I'm telling you that if I don't go, I could SECURITY GUARD: What I care about is the sanitary condition of the parking facility.DEE: Because I could get uromysitisis poisoning and die. "The Parking Garage" is the 23rd episode of the situation comedy Seinfeld. They were supposed to drive away but the car was dead. I don't need that kind of honesty. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place. I've heard that. Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. I can't stand Velcro. You'll have to wait.DENNIS: I should've hit the little son-of-a-bitch. We'll all be dead eventually.DENNIS: Yeah, it bothers me. They're closed today. But what about the fish? I don't necessarily think that these are the characters' exact counterparts, but they're the ones that I thought worked best for this particular episode.The most obvious issue was that in the original script, Kramer drove them to the mall, but Charlie can't drive.
Turns out that Dennis actually does work as George, at least in this episode. Also, in doing this I've realized that Kramer is much smarter than Charlie.Also, I'm not sure Mac would get pet fish and then care about their well-being...but it's a funny image.
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(pulls apart the Velcro blood pressure band) MORTY: Ah! Because of the parking garage set, the studio audience seats had to be removed. It's Velcro. They hold it in all the time. They're out on some big picnic. I have no control over it. Do you think I enjoy living like this? George joins Jerry in getting busted. Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld), George (Jason Alexander), Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), and Kramer (Michael Richards) spend the episode trying to find their lost car in a parking garage.The episode was supposed to end with the four of them driving around without being able to find the exit. Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! So I switched them. I used to be in raincoats. George joins Jerry in getting busted. You know, I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. They're cooking burgers.
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Discussion of the show, pictures from the show and anything else.Press J to jump to the feed. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. The Nose Job. NURSE: Hello, Mr. Seinfeld. Archived. Everyone separates to try to find the car in a huge parking garage. The exterior shots of the parking garage are of the Newport Centre Mall in Jersey City, New Jersey. When the car wouldn't start that wasn't in the script. Jerry needs the use of a bathroom so he finds a place to go and gets busted.
Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Otherwise, I could die.DEE: Do you hear what I'm saying to you?! The studio audience for the episode Close. I've been in and out of hospitals my whole life. The shame, the humiliation!
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