Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. I was just wondering what the next lesson will be.You need to master the art of passing one, and then you can purchase another briefcase.I better watch my french fries unless, counterfeit?All he did was throw his hat and make us pass briefcases.Briefcase swapping talcum for grifters palm, briefcase hinge oil for silence switcheroos, and something called extra believable socks.Those are actually half off, I kind of feel like I grifted him.So in a sense, what happened is you took a class about grifting.Aaaaaannnnnd... Jeff, you really need us to say it?You were... Eh, whoa, whoa, yeah I need you to say it.I begged you not to go down this path, and you made fun of me.I'm just very lazy, and you gave me an excuse to do nothing.Shouldn't you be on some kind of reverse pissing contest to determine who's laziest?Well, I was the guy with a full bottle of scotch and a high tolerance for foreigners.If you need a mnemonic device, it's the one without someone else's stuff all over it.Well, I worked at one of the top law firms in the city as a lawyer, but guess what.Sure, grifting includes lying, but only a liar would call grifting lying.And, only a delusional hobo would glorify stealing.Really? My favourite scene is when he has just kissed Britta and he's singing 'some say, I'm a lucky Grifterrrr'.Who else do people think has the best single episode/few episode performances?My vote would go to Professor Desalvo (as above), the pottery teacher from season 1 and Professor Whitman.Lol, hell yes!!! I'm currently doing a re-watch of Season 6. Yes, they offer "Grifting 101" at Greendale, literally. As Jeff and Prof. Slater try to keep their student-teacher romance under wraps, Britta and Troy tell everyone about their shared passion for dance. Jeff, you haven't even looked at the new course catalog.Well, the candy has lost its appeal now that I work at the store.You might say becoming a teacher here gave me diabetes.Are you always thirsty and fatigued and you have blurry vision and your cuts heal slower?He said, make an appointment through his office during business hours.I've always wanted to learn more about grifting ever since I saw 1990's, The Grifters, featuring John Cusack, Anjelica Huston, and almost no grifting.Even more so than by that oceanography class, only none of you will even get a goldfish, then you're gonna come crying back to me.Because, lets face it, I'm the closest thing that Greendale has to an experienced grifter.Oh, this is one of those things where Jeff gets jealous of something dumb.Because he wishes he was still a grifter That's something even I could mock, and I live in an RV.I'm judging you, and my dinner table folds down from a wall.I say we all take the grifting class together, have a great time, and rub it in Jeff's face!What do you contribute to this group besides negativity?Now who's gonna come with me and show this guy what's up?My name is Professor Roger DeSalvo, for the time being.For I use many a pseudonym, such as Jeff Goulash, Philip Switch, or Baz Ravish.Let me tell you something, with a flick of a wrist, I could show you a fool one minute, or longer.Pass them like your sister's dying, and continue that for about 40 minutes.That sounds like a real name, not the name of a grifter and therefore, not a teacher.That's correct. 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The fake grift within the grift, or the double bean, if you like.I'm gonna mention a name and however you react, I'll know the truth.Did you teach some advanced grifting techniques only you could understand?That place that you obviously went to to type in the word grifting.Okay, how many times have I told you people the faculty lounge is not a bar?Come on, you don't have to go teach a class but you can't stay here.Promise no more grifting and promise, if this is worth a million, we'll split it.Can an idiot walk backwards like this and not hit anything?He charges $400, you get two brief cases and your ex boyfriend becomes an obsessive.If he wanted my respect, he should have opened with that.Yeah, because the truth is so important to the both of you.Wait, I thought we didn't want him to take the bait?Yeah, which was offered as fake bait and taken as such, ie, not taken.And by avoiding all visible bait, he placed himself on the invisible hook of assuming we're planning to grift him.Isn't that like the one thing you're not supposed to know when you're being grifted?Because, oh, my god, Jeff is making this up as we go.If anybody wants to watch it it's important you know it knocks out half a calendar day.Look, do you guys remember when we hugged and jumped up and down in the cafeteria?Well, having been together virtually non-stop ever since, at what point do you think I slipped off with pen and paper and planned an entire grift, then withheld it from you?I guess at any of the several dozen points when a normal person would say, by the way, I have no plan.In The Sting, they do withhold stuff from each other.Okay, just so you know, if I do and we have half Sting children, when they ask me how to grift, I'm gonna tell them to watch their mother, not listen to you!You guys, you're, you're always picking on me, all right?All I had was the idea that, look, look, I, I need this.Well, they basically made a fake building and hired 1,000 people to cooperate in perfect secrecy.Maybe over the weekend I can make a fake building, but all the briefcases, and the swapping, and The Sting?I'm starting to think that real grifts only really happen in the movies, and even in the movies they barely make sense.Holed in the closet watching The Sting like gypsies.You're more, nope, I can't think of a metaphor pathetic enough to suit you, Jeff Winger, though I am reminded of something Oscar Wilde once said when he compared sheep to wolves.Are you counting the amount of money or the number of stacks?But I want to go on record as being disgusted by this transaction.I, I'm sorry love, but would you rather we took this to court?We appreciate you keeping this between us and I do want to remind you that we offer a lot of classes and many of them are cash only.You know, so far, Frankie's disgusted and, that's it.Speaking on that topic, Britta, this is all your fault and you're expelled.She started it as a, as a, as a, as a, as a, as a fake biology group so that she could have s*x with Troy.No.
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